so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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