Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Holy sore nipples Batman
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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