I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
