is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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