I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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