This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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