Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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