All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Bring me that man meat
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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