Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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