I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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