also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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