8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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