I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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