she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
my being single is dangerous.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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