What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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