Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Randomize
