So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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