did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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