i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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