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(214): View more from Texas

I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.

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(206): View more from Washington

remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?

(206): View more from Washington

joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.

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(415): View more from California

I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.

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(512): View more from Texas

You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

her facebook's as public as her vagina

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(205): View more from Alabama

Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

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You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

(205): View more from Alabama

This explains so much.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme

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(317): View more from Indiana

I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?

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