Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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