so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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