For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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