i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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