dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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