I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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