Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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