Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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