He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
