im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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