You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
