It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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