he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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