bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Randomize