doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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