Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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