i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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