You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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