the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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