YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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