I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
