don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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