I feel like I'm in dance class right now
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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