you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
