He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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