you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
