I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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