Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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