I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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