She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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