Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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