Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hippo gnu deer
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I party with great urgency now.
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