1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
she pinky promised me she was 18
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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