You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's rum buckets o'clock
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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