Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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