i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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