we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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