let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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