That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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